Array ( [sid] => 110699 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => A La Carte [time] => 2005-12-01 13:00:20 [hometext] => To those I pm with, this won't make sense in light of recent, happy events for me...But this was written over a month ago! [bodytext] => Take a seat
but not here---
This seat's taken
Reservations for two
but not us
You were mistaken

See that man right there?
He's the one for me
Don't wait---you'll be lonely
Gentle as a feather
watch your dreams fall flat
You'll die, but ever so slowly

You see
I have this switch
temporary glitch
Here comes the *****!
Pitch---
your heart in the ditch
rigor mortis, body twitch

The time has come
to say goodbye...
Hats off to you!
A feeble attempt
to hijack my heart
(Is any of this true?)

Unnatural forces destruct
this innuendo of love
Their fate is sealed
He blinks in regret
a rebuttal nightmare
I moved on, while his body still reeled---

in shock
(The ship sailed...)
left standing at the dock
Another sheep in the flock
you're a pebble, not a rock
Here comes the mock!
Like a neuter; no balls, just ****


(Care for dessert?) : )




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A La Carte
Date: Thursday, 1st December 2005 @ 01:00:20 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: hauntedscorp
Take a seat
but not here---
This seat's taken
Reservations for two
but not us
You were mistaken

See that man right there?
He's the one for me
Don't wait---you'll be lonely
Gentle as a feather
watch your dreams fall flat
You'll die, but ever so slowly

You see
I have this switch
temporary glitch
Here comes the *****!
Pitch---
your heart in the ditch
rigor mortis, body twitch

The time has come
to say goodbye...
Hats off to you!
A feeble attempt
to hijack my heart
(Is any of this true?)

Unnatural forces destruct
this innuendo of love
Their fate is sealed
He blinks in regret
a rebuttal nightmare
I moved on, while his body still reeled---

in shock
(The ship sailed...)
left standing at the dock
Another sheep in the flock
you're a pebble, not a rock
Here comes the mock!
Like a neuter; no balls, just ****


(Care for dessert?) : )






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