Array ( [sid] => 134879 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => I want more caviar [time] => 2007-06-01 21:52:41 [hometext] => This is a fictional poem [bodytext] => You beat the crap out of me just because I sold your car.
I sold it so that I could buy some caviar.
I lost all of my money and I can no longer afford caviar because I'm poor.
I just sold all of your clothes so that I can buy some more.
I wish you'd stop kicking my *** just because I sell your stuff.
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I want more caviar
Date: Friday, 1st June 2007 @ 09:52:41 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
You beat the crap out of me just because I sold your car.
I sold it so that I could buy some caviar.
I lost all of my money and I can no longer afford caviar because I'm poor.
I just sold all of your clothes so that I can buy some more.
I wish you'd stop kicking my *** just because I sell your stuff.
It's hard to believe that a priest can be that rough.

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