Very hairy lady Date: Wednesday, 4th July 2007 @ 09:45:43 PM AEST Topic: Sad Poetry Contributed By: randyjohnson I married a very hairy lady when I got drunk on scotch. I nearly died of a heart attack when I learned that I married a sasquatch. When we kiss, I get a mouthful of hair. It's like making love to Chewbacca and it's not fair. She hasn't bathed in months and she smells like ****. It's too much to take, I can't stand this. When I think about what our kids will look like, it makes me worry. Does anyone know a good lawyer? I want to get a divorce in a hurry. This poem is Copyright © randyjohnson Important note: ALL POETRY ON THIS SITE IS COPYRIGHT. If you wish to use any poem for any purpose, please either EMAIL Mick from the sites feedback form, or go to the AUTHOR'S site and EMAIL the author for permission. If you Email Mick for permission on any poem that is not his personal works, he will endeavor to contact the author on your behalf. This poem comes from Your Poetry Dot Com https://www.your-poetry.com/ The URL for this poem is: https://www.your-poetry.com/route.php?page=poetry/PoemDetail&story_id=135723