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I'm on my New Year diet
Cutting out all riches
Saying no to extravagance

New Year, new me
Banging body this year, I'll have
Not really you see
Just ran out of Christmas food

Don't get paid for weeks
Nothing in the cupboards
Make do and improvise
Pretend you're on a diet

Fool yourself and your tummy
You're doing yourself a favour
Swapping pork pies for Quavers
Who do you think you're fooling?
Diet my ass

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Diet
Date: Tuesday, 7th January 2014 @ 07:26:10 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: banjosandwitch
Diet

I'm on my New Year diet
Cutting out all riches
Saying no to extravagance

New Year, new me
Banging body this year, I'll have
Not really you see
Just ran out of Christmas food

Don't get paid for weeks
Nothing in the cupboards
Make do and improvise
Pretend you're on a diet

Fool yourself and your tummy
You're doing yourself a favour
Swapping pork pies for Quavers
Who do you think you're fooling?
Diet my ass

by banjosandwitch 07/01/14

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