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    [title] => The First Day Of Christmas --a parody.
    [time] => 2016-12-04 10:56:36
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    [bodytext] => /<ON THE FIRST DAY CONSIDERING FITNESS<br />
On the first day considering fitness<br />
the health club said to me<br />
Please take a Pamphlet they/'/re Free<br />
<br />
On the second day considering fitness<br />
the health club said to me<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
On the third day considering fitness<br />
the health club said to me<br />
Three bench presses<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
And...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
<br />
On the fourth day considering fitness<br />
the health club said to me<br />
Four payments yearly<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
Three bench presses<br />
and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
<br />
On the fifth day considering fitness<br />
the health club said to me<br />
Five first visits are free<br />
one spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
Three bench presses<br />
Four payments yearly<br />
and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
<br />
On the sixth day considering  fitness<br />
the health club said to me<br />
Six pools to play in<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
Three bench presses<br />
Four payments yearly<br />
Five first visits are free<br />
and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
<br />
On the seventh day considering fitness<br />
the health club said to me<br />
Seven days we/'/re open<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
Three bench presses<br />
Four payments yearly<br />
Five first visits are free<br />
Six pools to play in<br />
and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
<br />
On the eighth day considering fitness<br />
the heath club said to me<br />
Eight trainers available<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
Three bench presses<br />
Four payments yearly<br />
Five first visits are free<br />
Six pools to play in<br />
Seven days we/'/re open<br />
and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
<br />
On the Ninth day considering fitness<br />
the health club said to me<br />
Nine partners for fencing<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
Three bench presses<br />
Four payments yearly<br />
Five first visits are free <br />
Six pools to play in<br />
Seven days we/'/re open<br />
Eight trainers available<br />
and ..please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
<br />
On the tenth  day considering  fitness<br />
the health club said to me<br />
Ten swords for fencing<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
Three bench presses<br />
Four payments yearly<br />
Five first visits are free<br />
Six pools to play in<br />
Seven days we/'/re open<br />
Eight trainers available<br />
Nine fencing partners.<br />
and ..please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
<br />
On the eleventh day considering fitness<br />
The health club said to me<br />
Eleven tracks for training<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
Three bench presses<br />
Four payments yearly<br />
Five first visits are free<br />
Six pools to play in<br />
Seven days we/'/re open<br />
Eight trainers available<br />
Nine fencing partners.<br />
Ten swords for fencing<br />
and ..please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
<br />
On the twelfth day considering fitness<br />
The health club said to me<br />
Twelve months a-aching<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
Three bench presses<br />
Four payments yearly<br />
Five first visits are free<br />
Six pools to play in<br />
Seven days we/'/re open<br />
Eight trainers available<br />
Nine fencing partners.<br />
Ten swords for fencing<br />
Eleven tracks for training<br />
and ..please take a pamphlet they/'/re free>/<br />
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[]D () () []D E R<br />
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                                                            <b>The First Day Of Christmas --a parody.</b>
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                                                        <font class="tiny"><b>Date:</b> Sunday, 4th December 2016 @ 10:56:36 AM AEST<br><b>Topic:</b> Sad Poetry</font><br><br>
                                                        <font class="content">Contributed By: pooper<br><br>
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                                                       /<ON THE FIRST DAY CONSIDERING FITNESS<br />
On the first day considering fitness<br />
the health club said to me<br />
Please take a Pamphlet they/'/re Free<br />
<br />
On the second day considering fitness<br />
the health club said to me<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
On the third day considering fitness<br />
the health club said to me<br />
Three bench presses<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
And...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
<br />
On the fourth day considering fitness<br />
the health club said to me<br />
Four payments yearly<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
Three bench presses<br />
and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
<br />
On the fifth day considering fitness<br />
the health club said to me<br />
Five first visits are free<br />
one spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
Three bench presses<br />
Four payments yearly<br />
and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
<br />
On the sixth day considering  fitness<br />
the health club said to me<br />
Six pools to play in<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
Three bench presses<br />
Four payments yearly<br />
Five first visits are free<br />
and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
<br />
On the seventh day considering fitness<br />
the health club said to me<br />
Seven days we/'/re open<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
Three bench presses<br />
Four payments yearly<br />
Five first visits are free<br />
Six pools to play in<br />
and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
<br />
On the eighth day considering fitness<br />
the heath club said to me<br />
Eight trainers available<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
Three bench presses<br />
Four payments yearly<br />
Five first visits are free<br />
Six pools to play in<br />
Seven days we/'/re open<br />
and...please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
<br />
On the Ninth day considering fitness<br />
the health club said to me<br />
Nine partners for fencing<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
Three bench presses<br />
Four payments yearly<br />
Five first visits are free <br />
Six pools to play in<br />
Seven days we/'/re open<br />
Eight trainers available<br />
and ..please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
<br />
On the tenth  day considering  fitness<br />
the health club said to me<br />
Ten swords for fencing<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
Three bench presses<br />
Four payments yearly<br />
Five first visits are free<br />
Six pools to play in<br />
Seven days we/'/re open<br />
Eight trainers available<br />
Nine fencing partners.<br />
and ..please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
<br />
On the eleventh day considering fitness<br />
The health club said to me<br />
Eleven tracks for training<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
Three bench presses<br />
Four payments yearly<br />
Five first visits are free<br />
Six pools to play in<br />
Seven days we/'/re open<br />
Eight trainers available<br />
Nine fencing partners.<br />
Ten swords for fencing<br />
and ..please take a pamphlet they/'/re free<br />
<br />
<br />
On the twelfth day considering fitness<br />
The health club said to me<br />
Twelve months a-aching<br />
One spa for you to use<br />
Two athletic purple gloves<br />
Three bench presses<br />
Four payments yearly<br />
Five first visits are free<br />
Six pools to play in<br />
Seven days we/'/re open<br />
Eight trainers available<br />
Nine fencing partners.<br />
Ten swords for fencing<br />
Eleven tracks for training<br />
and ..please take a pamphlet they/'/re free>/<br />
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[]D () () []D E R<br />
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