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Things went down hill when I married Olive Oyl.
Bluto showed up at the wedding and started a fight.
As usual, I ate my spinach and punched out his lights.
But I hit him too hard and I broke his spine.
I was arrested and now I/'/m doing hard time.
Olive was supposed to love me forever by honoring her wedding vows.
But she annulled our marriage because conjugal visits aren/'/t allowed.
When I ate my spinach, I always kicked Bluto/'/s butt, I could not lose.
But you/'/d better stay away from spinach to avoid ending up in my shoes. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 52 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Popeye the Murderer


Popeye the Murderer
Date: Friday, 22nd December 2017 @ 07:57:20 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: Randyjohnson
I/'/m Popeye the Sailor, I/'/m sure not Popeye Doyle.
Things went down hill when I married Olive Oyl.
Bluto showed up at the wedding and started a fight.
As usual, I ate my spinach and punched out his lights.
But I hit him too hard and I broke his spine.
I was arrested and now I/'/m doing hard time.
Olive was supposed to love me forever by honoring her wedding vows.
But she annulled our marriage because conjugal visits aren/'/t allowed.
When I ate my spinach, I always kicked Bluto/'/s butt, I could not lose.
But you/'/d better stay away from spinach to avoid ending up in my shoes.

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