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Ran away to marry me
I was too blind to see
What she had in-store for me
She blew me a kiss
I ducked and she missed
She tried to get me to walk down the aisle
But I was to busy pulling up my argyles
Her family all admired my suit
When I set it down they picked its pockets for loot
They proclaimed I was a handsome man
And they all were my fans
In the end they twisted my arms
Begging me to cry uncle was their plan
They all wanted me in their clan
Mistakenly thinking I was the man
But when it came time to wed
I escaped and ran off to bed
But they soon followed me
On my face they had seen there was no glee
Not even jubilant delight
Only young school boy fright
I was not the man they thought I/'/d be
But in the end they did not care
They grabbed me by the hair and soon I was there
Time stood still all the while
As they dragged me down the aisle
Those big lips did come my way
And soon I knew, today was not gonna be my day [comments] => 4 [counter] => 101 [topic] => 7 [informant] => jamesstockdale [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Oh No, Not me


Oh No, Not me
Date: Saturday, 10th February 2018 @ 07:59:42 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: jamesstockdale
My bride to be
Ran away to marry me
I was too blind to see
What she had in-store for me
She blew me a kiss
I ducked and she missed
She tried to get me to walk down the aisle
But I was to busy pulling up my argyles
Her family all admired my suit
When I set it down they picked its pockets for loot
They proclaimed I was a handsome man
And they all were my fans
In the end they twisted my arms
Begging me to cry uncle was their plan
They all wanted me in their clan
Mistakenly thinking I was the man
But when it came time to wed
I escaped and ran off to bed
But they soon followed me
On my face they had seen there was no glee
Not even jubilant delight
Only young school boy fright
I was not the man they thought I/'/d be
But in the end they did not care
They grabbed me by the hair and soon I was there
Time stood still all the while
As they dragged me down the aisle
Those big lips did come my way
And soon I knew, today was not gonna be my day

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