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Because of word of mouth, they don/'/t want them anymore.
I got pretty irritated because of all of those returns.
People don/'/t want my apples because they have worms.
People don/'/t want them even though I/'/ve started selling them half price.
They don/'/t want my apples because they/'/re smart enough to think twice.
Some say an apple a day keeps the doctor away but I disagree.
Because if you eat one of my apples, a doctor is what you/'/ll need.
I/'/m unhappy and if you could see my face right now, you would see a frown.
The health department just examined my apples and they/'/ve shut me down. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 58 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - An Apple a Day


An Apple a Day
Date: Friday, 22nd June 2018 @ 12:30:43 AM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
People started returning apples to my store.
Because of word of mouth, they don/'/t want them anymore.
I got pretty irritated because of all of those returns.
People don/'/t want my apples because they have worms.
People don/'/t want them even though I/'/ve started selling them half price.
They don/'/t want my apples because they/'/re smart enough to think twice.
Some say an apple a day keeps the doctor away but I disagree.
Because if you eat one of my apples, a doctor is what you/'/ll need.
I/'/m unhappy and if you could see my face right now, you would see a frown.
The health department just examined my apples and they/'/ve shut me down.

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