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I was very irresponsible with fireworks and I/'/m lucky I didn/'/t die.
When I lit a bottlerocket, it flew up my nose.
But that wasn/'/t as bad as losing all of my fingers and toes.
I held five M-80s in each hand and put five on both of my feet.
When they exploded, I thought God was somebody who I/'/d meet.
I didn/'/t argue when my best friend decided to rush me to the ER.
He/'/s threatening to sue because my blood ruined the interior of his car.
When I got to the hospital, the doctors and nurses laughed.
They said they couldn/'/t believe that a man could be so daft.
Now I/'/m lying in a hospital bed and I have no toes, fingers or thumbs.
If you ever use fireworks, don/'/t do what I did because it was very dumb. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 72 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - My Irresponsibility on The 4th of July


My Irresponsibility on The 4th of July
Date: Saturday, 7th July 2018 @ 08:59:32 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
I/'/m in the hospital because of what happened on the 4th of July.
I was very irresponsible with fireworks and I/'/m lucky I didn/'/t die.
When I lit a bottlerocket, it flew up my nose.
But that wasn/'/t as bad as losing all of my fingers and toes.
I held five M-80s in each hand and put five on both of my feet.
When they exploded, I thought God was somebody who I/'/d meet.
I didn/'/t argue when my best friend decided to rush me to the ER.
He/'/s threatening to sue because my blood ruined the interior of his car.
When I got to the hospital, the doctors and nurses laughed.
They said they couldn/'/t believe that a man could be so daft.
Now I/'/m lying in a hospital bed and I have no toes, fingers or thumbs.
If you ever use fireworks, don/'/t do what I did because it was very dumb.

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