Array ( [sid] => 185735 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Why People Shouldn/'/t Call Police Stations [time] => 2019-01-02 13:33:45 [hometext] => A fictional poem. [bodytext] => I called the police station but there were no cops.
Every single police officer was at doughnut shops.
My store was robbed and I hate the cops guts.
None of them would do anything until they finished eating their doughnuts.
By the time they were through, the robber was long gone and so was my merchandise.
If you ever get robbed and want to call the police station, you really need to think twice.
Criminals are getting off scot free and it causes everybody a lot of distress.
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Why People Shouldn't Call Police Stations
Date: Wednesday, 2nd January 2019 @ 01:33:45 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
I called the police station but there were no cops.
Every single police officer was at doughnut shops.
My store was robbed and I hate the cops guts.
None of them would do anything until they finished eating their doughnuts.
By the time they were through, the robber was long gone and so was my merchandise.
If you ever get robbed and want to call the police station, you really need to think twice.
Criminals are getting off scot free and it causes everybody a lot of distress.
There would be far less crime if doughnut shops would go out of business.

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