Array ( [sid] => 185753 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Real Bears Aren/'/t Like Winnie the Pooh [time] => 2019-01-07 17:47:13 [hometext] => A Fictional poem. [bodytext] => I learned the hard way that real bears aren/'/t like Winnie the Pooh.
I decided to pet one and I soon learned it was a stupid thing to do.
When I tried to pet him, he bit off my hand.
I can no longer drive a taxi so I was canned.

I thought that all bears were like Winnie the Pooh, kind and gentle.
When my wife learned that I lost my hand and job, she went mental.
My wife used to be understanding and sweet, we used to laugh and cuddle.
As she walked out the door, I kicked her in the butt and she landed in a mud puddle.

She didn/'/t want a man with no job and no hand so she decided to leave.
But getting a swift kick in the butt wasn/'/t something she expected to receive.
If you/'/ve seen Child/'/s Play, you/'/ll understand that my wife has the temper of Chucky.
Losing my hand and job caused me to lose that witch so I guess that I/'/m pretty lucky. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 80 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Real Bears Aren't Like Winnie the Pooh


Real Bears Aren't Like Winnie the Pooh
Date: Monday, 7th January 2019 @ 05:47:13 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
I learned the hard way that real bears aren/'/t like Winnie the Pooh.
I decided to pet one and I soon learned it was a stupid thing to do.
When I tried to pet him, he bit off my hand.
I can no longer drive a taxi so I was canned.

I thought that all bears were like Winnie the Pooh, kind and gentle.
When my wife learned that I lost my hand and job, she went mental.
My wife used to be understanding and sweet, we used to laugh and cuddle.
As she walked out the door, I kicked her in the butt and she landed in a mud puddle.

She didn/'/t want a man with no job and no hand so she decided to leave.
But getting a swift kick in the butt wasn/'/t something she expected to receive.
If you/'/ve seen Child/'/s Play, you/'/ll understand that my wife has the temper of Chucky.
Losing my hand and job caused me to lose that witch so I guess that I/'/m pretty lucky.

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