Array ( [sid] => 186386 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Bankers and Boyfriends [time] => 2019-07-13 20:59:20 [hometext] => How to calculate your interest rate. [bodytext] => My bank wants collateral to lend me money. Like stocks or bonds, or property, funny,
If I had some value that they could attach, I wouldn’t be sitting here asking for cash!

So the very next evening on a first date, When he wanted to know how much money I make.
He started to look like that banker to me, and I lost my interest immediately!

So I told him my dating policy calls, For substantial penalties for early withdrawals.
A five percent rebate on each hug and kiss; With adjustable rates tied to ongoing bliss.

Nightly delivery and prompt special handling, Must remain current to stay in good standing.
At which point he ran for the door happily. And I waived as he left, my annual fee. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 64 [topic] => 7 [informant] => softerware [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Bankers and Boyfriends


Bankers and Boyfriends
Date: Saturday, 13th July 2019 @ 08:59:20 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: softerware
My bank wants collateral to lend me money. Like stocks or bonds, or property, funny,
If I had some value that they could attach, I wouldn’t be sitting here asking for cash!

So the very next evening on a first date, When he wanted to know how much money I make.
He started to look like that banker to me, and I lost my interest immediately!

So I told him my dating policy calls, For substantial penalties for early withdrawals.
A five percent rebate on each hug and kiss; With adjustable rates tied to ongoing bliss.

Nightly delivery and prompt special handling, Must remain current to stay in good standing.
At which point he ran for the door happily. And I waived as he left, my annual fee.

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