Array ( [sid] => 186404 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Damn Librarian [time] => 2019-07-17 20:51:23 [hometext] => [bodytext] => Last month, my wife and I decided to go to a library.
We didn/'/t know that the librarian would be an adversary.
My wife and I would talk and we would get shushed.
Each time we talked, the librarian got more mad at us.
Finally, that damn librarian went too far, she super glued both of our mouths shut.
I can/'/t hit a woman but my wife can and she kicked the librarians bloated butt.
She grabbed that librarian by the head and started banging her head on her desk.
When my wife was done, she was even uglier than before, she was grotesque.
But my wife wasn/'/t satisfied so she punched the librarian and knocked her to the floor.
That librarian retired that very day, she told everybody that she couldn/'/t take anymore.
If you/'/re a librarian who sees my wife coming, lock the door in a hurry.
Because if you mess with her, you will certainly have good reason to worry. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 123 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Damn Librarian


Damn Librarian
Date: Wednesday, 17th July 2019 @ 08:51:23 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
Last month, my wife and I decided to go to a library.
We didn/'/t know that the librarian would be an adversary.
My wife and I would talk and we would get shushed.
Each time we talked, the librarian got more mad at us.
Finally, that damn librarian went too far, she super glued both of our mouths shut.
I can/'/t hit a woman but my wife can and she kicked the librarians bloated butt.
She grabbed that librarian by the head and started banging her head on her desk.
When my wife was done, she was even uglier than before, she was grotesque.
But my wife wasn/'/t satisfied so she punched the librarian and knocked her to the floor.
That librarian retired that very day, she told everybody that she couldn/'/t take anymore.
If you/'/re a librarian who sees my wife coming, lock the door in a hurry.
Because if you mess with her, you will certainly have good reason to worry.

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