Array ( [sid] => 186853 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Why I Can/'/t Get A Septic Tank [time] => 2020-02-20 21:43:31 [hometext] => [bodytext] => My cousin wants to build me a septic tank and he wants to get right to it.
Even though his heart is in the right place, I can/'/t let him do it.
Ten years ago, my girlfriend really made me mad.
I did something to her that was extremely bad.
I hit her when she dumped me and I hit her too hard.
I broke her neck and I buried her in my back yard.
I told my cousin that I can/'/t afford a septic tank and he said he/'/ll build it for free.
I/'/ll have to keep saying no because if I don/'/t, prison will be what/'/s in store for me.
He can/'/t build a septic tank in my front yard because there isn/'/t enough room.
If he puts one in my back yard, I can kiss my butt goodbye because I/'/ll be doomed.
I told people that my girlfriend moved to another town and they believed what I said.
My cousin wants to build a septic tank but my life will be ruined if I let him go ahead.
I didn/'/t mean to kill my girlfriend but what/'/s done is done.
When it comes to a septic tank, I can/'/t let my cousin build one.
My cousin doesn/'/t want me to keep using the outhouse that/'/s in my front yard.
But it beats the hell out of being arrested, tried and having to live behind bars. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 42 [topic] => 13 [informant] => randyJohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => DarkPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Why I Can't Get A Septic Tank


Why I Can't Get A Septic Tank
Date: Thursday, 20th February 2020 @ 09:43:31 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyJohnson

My cousin wants to build me a septic tank and he wants to get right to it.
Even though his heart is in the right place, I can/'/t let him do it.
Ten years ago, my girlfriend really made me mad.
I did something to her that was extremely bad.
I hit her when she dumped me and I hit her too hard.
I broke her neck and I buried her in my back yard.
I told my cousin that I can/'/t afford a septic tank and he said he/'/ll build it for free.
I/'/ll have to keep saying no because if I don/'/t, prison will be what/'/s in store for me.
He can/'/t build a septic tank in my front yard because there isn/'/t enough room.
If he puts one in my back yard, I can kiss my butt goodbye because I/'/ll be doomed.
I told people that my girlfriend moved to another town and they believed what I said.
My cousin wants to build a septic tank but my life will be ruined if I let him go ahead.
I didn/'/t mean to kill my girlfriend but what/'/s done is done.
When it comes to a septic tank, I can/'/t let my cousin build one.
My cousin doesn/'/t want me to keep using the outhouse that/'/s in my front yard.
But it beats the hell out of being arrested, tried and having to live behind bars.

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