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I have a twenty year old son who still believes in the Easter Bunny.
I tried to raise him to be normal but sadly, I was bound to fail.
He also believes in the Tooth Fairy and the Wizard of Oz as well.
When it came a tornado, he started singing "Over The Rainbow".
He thought that instead of being killed, Oz was where he would go.
Luckily, that tornado wasn/'/t severe and no people were killed.
I/'/ve failed to convince my son that the Easter Bunny isn/'/t real.
When he sees kids hunting Easter eggs, he says they were hidden by the Easter Bunny.
Will somebody please take my son off my hands, I/'/m prepared to pay a lot of money.
I/'/m scared of my son because he/'/s obviously a lunatic and I don/'/t know what to do.
Don/'/t laugh, you could also end up with a grown son who believes in the Easter Bunny too. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 49 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - The Easter Bunny


The Easter Bunny
Date: Sunday, 12th April 2020 @ 10:25:55 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
You may find it to be amusing but I don/'/t think it/'/s one bit funny.
I have a twenty year old son who still believes in the Easter Bunny.
I tried to raise him to be normal but sadly, I was bound to fail.
He also believes in the Tooth Fairy and the Wizard of Oz as well.
When it came a tornado, he started singing "Over The Rainbow".
He thought that instead of being killed, Oz was where he would go.
Luckily, that tornado wasn/'/t severe and no people were killed.
I/'/ve failed to convince my son that the Easter Bunny isn/'/t real.
When he sees kids hunting Easter eggs, he says they were hidden by the Easter Bunny.
Will somebody please take my son off my hands, I/'/m prepared to pay a lot of money.
I/'/m scared of my son because he/'/s obviously a lunatic and I don/'/t know what to do.
Don/'/t laugh, you could also end up with a grown son who believes in the Easter Bunny too.

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