Array ( [sid] => 186977 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Hell/'/s New Torment [time] => 2020-05-09 20:57:57 [hometext] => [bodytext] => When I died, I arrived in Hell and there was a lesson that I quickly learned.
Satan is using a new kind of torture, people are no longer being burned.
It/'/s a rotten, terrible and cruel thing for Satan to do.
Now he tortures people by forcing them to watch the new Doctor Who.
I did some really bad things while I was on Earth and now I/'/m in Hell because of what I did.
I/'/m being forced to watch the new Doctor Who and I can/'/t look away or even close my eyelids.
I/'/ve always known that Adolf Hitler was evil but I was wrong when I thought that he/'/s tough.
He screams like a little wimp as he watches the new Doctor Who TV show, it/'/s pretty rough.
While I was on Earth, I was a liar, a thief and a despicable thug.
Now I/'/d do anything if I could receive a blindfold and earplugs.
As I/'/m being forced to watch the new Doctor Who, I scream and cry.
I didn/'/t know that such a bad thing could happen when a person dies.
I/'/ll tell people on Earth how to avoid my fate instead of just giving them a hint.
They/'/d better be on their very best behavior because Hell has a new torment. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 34 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - Hell's New Torment


Hell's New Torment
Date: Saturday, 9th May 2020 @ 08:57:57 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
When I died, I arrived in Hell and there was a lesson that I quickly learned.
Satan is using a new kind of torture, people are no longer being burned.
It/'/s a rotten, terrible and cruel thing for Satan to do.
Now he tortures people by forcing them to watch the new Doctor Who.
I did some really bad things while I was on Earth and now I/'/m in Hell because of what I did.
I/'/m being forced to watch the new Doctor Who and I can/'/t look away or even close my eyelids.
I/'/ve always known that Adolf Hitler was evil but I was wrong when I thought that he/'/s tough.
He screams like a little wimp as he watches the new Doctor Who TV show, it/'/s pretty rough.
While I was on Earth, I was a liar, a thief and a despicable thug.
Now I/'/d do anything if I could receive a blindfold and earplugs.
As I/'/m being forced to watch the new Doctor Who, I scream and cry.
I didn/'/t know that such a bad thing could happen when a person dies.
I/'/ll tell people on Earth how to avoid my fate instead of just giving them a hint.
They/'/d better be on their very best behavior because Hell has a new torment.

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