Array ( [sid] => 187001 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => The Consequences of Liking Coy and Vance [time] => 2020-05-31 18:43:38 [hometext] => Dedicated to Christopher Mayer (1954-2011) who died on July 23, 2011. [bodytext] => People ganged up on me and I didn/'/t stand a chance.
It was because when I watched The Dukes of Hazzard, I liked Coy and Vance.
I said that Coy and Vance were much better than Bo and Luke.
People dragged me into alleys and beat me until I puked.
I thought that Coy and Vance made The Dukes of Hazzard a better show.
I was beaten-up thirty-five times and each punch was a very painful blow.
People hit me until my eyes swelled shut and I couldn/'/t even see.
People were so furious that even women beat the hell out of me.
I bragged on Coy and Vance but I should/'/ve kept my big mouth shut.
People hit me so many times that I looked uglier than Jabba the Hutt.
People were furious and they sure didn/'/t want to dance.
You/'/d better keep your trap shut if you like Coy and Vance. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 40 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry ) Your Poetry Dot Com - The Consequences of Liking Coy and Vance


The Consequences of Liking Coy and Vance
Date: Sunday, 31st May 2020 @ 06:43:38 PM AEST
Topic: Sad Poetry

Contributed By: randyjohnson
People ganged up on me and I didn/'/t stand a chance.
It was because when I watched The Dukes of Hazzard, I liked Coy and Vance.
I said that Coy and Vance were much better than Bo and Luke.
People dragged me into alleys and beat me until I puked.
I thought that Coy and Vance made The Dukes of Hazzard a better show.
I was beaten-up thirty-five times and each punch was a very painful blow.
People hit me until my eyes swelled shut and I couldn/'/t even see.
People were so furious that even women beat the hell out of me.
I bragged on Coy and Vance but I should/'/ve kept my big mouth shut.
People hit me so many times that I looked uglier than Jabba the Hutt.
People were furious and they sure didn/'/t want to dance.
You/'/d better keep your trap shut if you like Coy and Vance.

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