Adam and Eve Adam and Eve just having sex for the very first time. Adam was sitting under a tree having his "after-sex cigarette" when God came down to speak with him. "So, Adam, how was the sex?" God asks So Adam tells him it was really good. Then God asks how Eve enjoyed it and Adam says " you know, I think she really liked it too" God then asks where Eve has disappeared to. When Adam proceeds to tell God that she decided to bathe in the river Gd starts throwing a tantrum. he curses and he kicks until Adam finally asks him what''s wrong. God replies " now I''m never going to get that smell out of the fish" |