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My Brother's Mayo
Instead of behaving like a civilized Human Being, Hell was what he chose to raise.
My brother had a fit because I used the last of his mayonnaise.
I used the last of it to make some coleslaw.
The nut got so mad that he called the law.
He actually had me arrested for theft.
All because there was no mayonnaise left.
Today, I replaced his mayo but I accidentally got mayo that/'/s light.
He became enraged because of my mistake and was ready to fight.
He cussed me out and called me every name in the book.
Now he/'/s unconscious because I have a strong right hook.
I/'/ve had all of his BS that I can stand, I can/'/t stand anymore.
Even though he/'/s bigger than me, I made him eat the floor.
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