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When I scratch you so
I always get so sad
When you have to go

Sometimes I wish you were fuller
But then I realize
You are so damn beautiful
In this beholder’s eyes

I am not saying you make me more good looking
To the contrary I believe
But one thing is for sure
Thanks to you, no one checks my I.D.

Some girls like you, some do not
To this I could care less
Patiently you stand firm
Wanting only me to impress

Also a fault I must admit
To keep you is less maintenance
Such things that enable lethargy
Tend to be my preference

It may be a little cliché
Considering you are my namesake
And despite your unoriginality
Your presence is not my mistake

So I plan to keep you there
‘til I can no longer bear
the wear and tear
of my debonair facial hair [comments] => 4 [counter] => 470 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Benny14 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 14 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )

Ode To My Beard

Contributed by Benny14 on Sunday, 10th July 2005 @ 12:38:49 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Oh how you please me
When I scratch you so
I always get so sad
When you have to go

Sometimes I wish you were fuller
But then I realize
You are so damn beautiful
In this beholder’s eyes

I am not saying you make me more good looking
To the contrary I believe
But one thing is for sure
Thanks to you, no one checks my I.D.

Some girls like you, some do not
To this I could care less
Patiently you stand firm
Wanting only me to impress

Also a fault I must admit
To keep you is less maintenance
Such things that enable lethargy
Tend to be my preference

It may be a little cliché
Considering you are my namesake
And despite your unoriginality
Your presence is not my mistake

So I plan to keep you there
‘til I can no longer bear
the wear and tear
of my debonair facial hair

Copyright © Benny14 ... [ 2005-07-10 00:38:49]
(Date/Time posted on site)

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Re: Ode To My Beard (User Rating: 1 )
by Chubs on Sunday, 10th July 2005 @ 12:53:01 AM AEST
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although extremely weird, this was well written. i like it.

Re: Ode To My Beard (User Rating: 1 )
by Fionndruinne on Sunday, 10th July 2005 @ 01:13:52 AM AEST
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*grins*

Ah, now here is an ode worth remembering! I know you speak truth, for I have a friend of the same caliber, and second all sentiments! Nicely done, nicely done.

Andrew

Re: Ode To My Beard (User Rating: 1 )
by Dorkfish on Friday, 15th July 2005 @ 05:39:52 PM AEST
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Very silly, but very creative. I enjoyed that!!

Re: Ode To My Beard (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Tuesday, 31st January 2006 @ 05:55:15 AM AEST
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Cool-n-makes me laff.
huggs,
emy

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