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Array ( [sid] => 103826 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Darn Goose [time] => 2005-08-18 12:17:20 [hometext] => This is true story it happened to my brother in law I just added the humor to it ENJOY!!!! [bodytext] => I went along just hunting feeling pretty loose
I heard a shot, saw my friend, yep, he hit a goose
I didn't see to where it fell, or where it came to rest
Until I heard this loud thunk, then something hit my chest

I didn't know what happened, but felt like something lacked
And suddenly, to my surprise, everything went black
I woke up in the hospital, the doctor had a smile
Then everyone in the room laughed, for quite a while

Confusion set into my head, I didn't have a clue
What they thought was funny, or what it had to do
With why I was in here, what has happened to me
I couldn't get an answer, they wouldn't let it be
Then suddenly there was a pain that came from on my chest
I finally figured out where that darn goose came to rest.

Now every time I hear, a loud and sudden sound
I don't know why, but I find, my body on the ground
I can't control what happens I suddenly just drop
So if I found that darn goose I'll give him a big pop!!




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Darn Goose

Contributed by mom11159 on Thursday, 18th August 2005 @ 12:17:20 PM in AEST
Topic: NaturePoetry



I went along just hunting feeling pretty loose
I heard a shot, saw my friend, yep, he hit a goose
I didn't see to where it fell, or where it came to rest
Until I heard this loud thunk, then something hit my chest

I didn't know what happened, but felt like something lacked
And suddenly, to my surprise, everything went black
I woke up in the hospital, the doctor had a smile
Then everyone in the room laughed, for quite a while

Confusion set into my head, I didn't have a clue
What they thought was funny, or what it had to do
With why I was in here, what has happened to me
I couldn't get an answer, they wouldn't let it be
Then suddenly there was a pain that came from on my chest
I finally figured out where that darn goose came to rest.

Now every time I hear, a loud and sudden sound
I don't know why, but I find, my body on the ground
I can't control what happens I suddenly just drop
So if I found that darn goose I'll give him a big pop!!








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Re: Darn Goose (User Rating: 1 )
by gwenevere on Thursday, 18th August 2005 @ 12:39:10 PM AEST
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Poor Goosey, there he was minding his own business-----------..Hilarious write, Ros


Re: Darn Goose (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Thursday, 18th August 2005 @ 12:52:08 PM AEST
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Aw, this poem made me smile, ha, I feel sorry for that goose, ha, good write.


Re: Darn Goose (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 2nd September 2005 @ 08:24:53 AM AEST
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Cute :) I really like this one too. Made me laugh. Very good and humorous. :D

Keep them coming. I really enjoy reading your writes.

Tim




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