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It was a very smart thing to do.
My shoes would always come untied and I'd trip on the lace.
I darn nearly fell flat on my face.

Falling down doesn't make a guy feel very macho.
I saved my dignity with shoes with velcro.
Velcro fixed this problem of mine.
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VELCRO SHOES

Contributed by randyjohnson on Thursday, 1st September 2005 @ 07:42:19 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

In 1984 I began wearing velcro shoes.
It was a very smart thing to do.
My shoes would always come untied and I'd trip on the lace.
I darn nearly fell flat on my face.

Falling down doesn't make a guy feel very macho.
I saved my dignity with shoes with velcro.
Velcro fixed this problem of mine.
For twenty-one years everything has been fine.

Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2005-09-01 07:42:19]
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Re: VELCRO SHOES (User Rating: 1 )
by glassicallyunsuperficial on Thursday, 1st September 2005 @ 09:41:59 AM AEST
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true...
but isn't velcro shoes not very nice to look at?
anyways...funny poem.
-glass

Re: VELCRO SHOES (User Rating: 1 )
by justme03 on Thursday, 1st September 2005 @ 07:53:24 PM AEST
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ROFL
well i supose velcro shoes is better then tripping
lol
i should get me some
geez im such a klutz
much love, Kortnie

Re: VELCRO SHOES (User Rating: 1 )
by MorningDove on Thursday, 1st September 2005 @ 08:45:24 PM AEST
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Personally, I love velcro. Especially on my sandals and on my grandsons shoes who never will stay tied. Saves a lot of time and scrapes from falling face first over your laces. Imaginative write.

Smiles (not tripping)
Rita

Re: VELCRO SHOES (User Rating: 1 )
by remote on Saturday, 10th September 2005 @ 08:59:17 AM AEST
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Took me back in '84, when I had a thing for velcro shoes. Love the works which brings memories and smiles.

Re: VELCRO SHOES (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Tuesday, 20th September 2005 @ 07:27:21 AM AEST
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LOL ! ! That was fah-nee :)

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