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[aid] => mick
[title] => My crappy Go cart
[time] => 2005-09-20 14:25:26
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[bodytext] => In 1994 I made a decision that was very smart. I decided to sell my stupid Go cart. At first it had brakes that sucked. If I would've went down a steep road, I would've ran out of luck. The cord had to be pulled fifty times before it would start. I wanted to take my bear hands and rip it apart. It was red and should've been sold for scrap. Oh boy it was a piece of crap. Whenever I tried to ride it, you'd hear me gripe. It was in such bad condition that it shot small pieces of the motor out the tail pipe. When I rode it for so long, the motor would always quit. I wanted to get rid of this piece of *****. I finally sold it to a guy for fifty dollars. When he tried to start it, he probably cussed and hollered. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 184 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 4 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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