Poems On Site: 198,500+ Comments On Poems: 427,000+ Forum Posts: 105,000+ |
Custom Search
|
|
||||
Welcome ! | Home · FAQ · Topics · Web Links · Your Account · Submit Poetry · Top 30 · OldSite Link | 02-June 12:41:55 AEST | ||
|
||||
|
||||
|
|
Array
(
[sid] => 106216
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => bloody burbery
[time] => 2005-09-22 09:45:05
[hometext] => about chavs!!!!!!
[bodytext] => I hate charvers, they're all cocks burberry hats and burberry socks, earrings made of cheap fake gold, fag butts that they always hold, they wear them stupid sports clothes too, while they're 'bezzin' with their 'crew' around the town, just hanging out, they all swear and scream and shout, they have a language called townie speak, drink white *****e and get ***** all week, they're hair so full of hairspray it makes me gag, "'ere you mate, giv' us a fag fookin' this and fookin' that, don't you 'dis' me burberry hat 'scuze me mate I ***** ya mam, gi' us sum pennies to buy some scran meeeh! you *****in' bastard boggers di' you like me adi' joggers? shut yer mouth or i'll shut it for yer i don't need no court-room lawyer going to prison is like *****in' hardcore waitin' in the dole line is such a bore in me jail cell tha time don't pass ('ere jus' don' tell anyone I got *****'d in the ass)! me mums a slag an mi sis' a hoe u take ta *****... but boferd? NO! thats why i'm retarded and can hardly speak but i'm tha best an' you're a 'freak' (mmmeeeeeeh!!!) well minted is the town cross, we can go down 'market and just doss, i like me ashlands and ta council estate" its those bastard charvers that I really hate! council estates, sea side resorts, town centers, anywhere where u can hear a car alarm... [comments] => 2 [counter] => 222 [topic] => 7 [informant] => chocolate_girl [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
|