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[sid] => 108813
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[aid] => mick
[title] => SNAPDRAGON
[time] => 2005-10-31 13:56:50
[hometext] => What can you do if you look and feel like this?
[bodytext] =>  SNAPDRAGON In my life I've entered another phase. I'm wilted flowers not used in bouquets In my aged eyes 'floaters' swim everywhere Sightless in one, the other--bloodshot from glare I have two arms, but only one will work.... I've lost all my teeth, so my lips smirk! I have only a few hairs left on my head. Short-term memory is gone, "brain-dead!" My color is purple, circulation is shot! I stop in my tracks, destination I forgot! Thank God for sturdy walls in my home Better than crutches whenever I roam. Take heart all you folks found in this phase, I'll share a perfect remedy from all the gourmets Get a big bottle of Bailey's Irish Creme Or if you prefer Jack Daniels Supreme No more wilted flowers nor leaning on walls....... Rejuvenation of your memory, instant recalls. The transformation is certainly amazin' I feel like a SnapDragon, part of me has snapped, and the rest of me is draggin' ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ My thanks to my funny friend Rita for the very humorous picture that led to this poem, and my complete numbness! Created by Lovingcritters consue October 31, 2005 "First you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down." ~George Burns.~ *Sweet Smirks* [comments] => 9 [counter] => 392 [topic] => 7 [informant] => Lovingcritters [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 15 [ratings] => 3 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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