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Array ( [sid] => 110352 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Please Santa [time] => 2005-11-25 05:53:42 [hometext] => Well even adults can ask Santa for something [bodytext] => I asked Santa if he can,
please bring me a man,
I told Santa I dont care,
if my man does not have hair,

Beer bellys dont bother me,
as long as he is not smelly.
dont care if he is a sight,
when we make love.
i'll switch of the light,


He needn't be in height of fashion
if he takes me to the height of passion,
I asked Santa if he can, just bring me a flippin man,
Im hanging up a man size stocking,
hope Santa doesn't think me shocking,

Santa sent a letter back,
he said his put one in his sack,
he has promised this to me,
he'll leave my man underneath the tree,

I sent a letter back and said,
Santa leave him on my bed,
I hope Santa understands ,
Christmas eve i've got things planned,
I hope Santa dont think its wrong,
I need a man to practice on,

The things that I am contemplating,
my man will need resuscitating,
I hope my man dont run away,
A man is forever, not just Christmas day.

Since I wrote this poem to you,
Santa phoned, said will he do. [comments] => 7 [counter] => 240 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lillyjane [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
Please Santa

Contributed by lillyjane on Friday, 25th November 2005 @ 05:53:42 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



I asked Santa if he can,
please bring me a man,
I told Santa I dont care,
if my man does not have hair,

Beer bellys dont bother me,
as long as he is not smelly.
dont care if he is a sight,
when we make love.
i'll switch of the light,


He needn't be in height of fashion
if he takes me to the height of passion,
I asked Santa if he can, just bring me a flippin man,
Im hanging up a man size stocking,
hope Santa doesn't think me shocking,

Santa sent a letter back,
he said his put one in his sack,
he has promised this to me,
he'll leave my man underneath the tree,

I sent a letter back and said,
Santa leave him on my bed,
I hope Santa understands ,
Christmas eve i've got things planned,
I hope Santa dont think its wrong,
I need a man to practice on,

The things that I am contemplating,
my man will need resuscitating,
I hope my man dont run away,
A man is forever, not just Christmas day.

Since I wrote this poem to you,
Santa phoned, said will he do.




Copyright © lillyjane ... [ 2005-11-25 05:53:42]
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Re: Please Santa (User Rating: 1 )
by Spike on Friday, 25th November 2005 @ 06:19:33 AM AEST
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Good post, Lillyjane. A very funny poem. Enjoyed it immensely. Just remember, he only comes once a year.

Spike


Re: Please Santa (User Rating: 1 )
by Kano on Friday, 25th November 2005 @ 02:59:54 PM AEST
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LOL!!!! That was very good just as I thought it would be coming from you. Very good, I'm still laughing.


Re: Please Santa (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Friday, 25th November 2005 @ 05:04:20 PM AEST
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I’ve read some poems that make me cry
I’ve read some poems that could be lies
I’ve read some poems that are so sad
I’ve read some poems that are real bad
I’ve read some poems and will never be the same
Just like this one from Lillyjane :-)) :-)) :-))


Re: Please Santa (User Rating: 1 )
by assassinatorgirl on Tuesday, 29th November 2005 @ 03:18:57 PM AEST
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hehe, cute, though im sure you could find a guy if you looked.


Re: Please Santa (User Rating: 1 )
by Manda2 on Thursday, 1st December 2005 @ 12:29:21 PM AEST
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I can't stop laughing, this is so funny!! An absolutely brilliant write!!


Re: Please Santa (User Rating: 1 )
by maestar on Saturday, 10th December 2005 @ 06:59:26 AM AEST
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Great, I love it, U've got a really good head for comedy


Re: Please Santa (User Rating: 1 )
by Candice on Wednesday, 21st December 2005 @ 09:30:39 AM AEST
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Four days till Christmas.
I bet your more excited than me.
Don't hold santa up too long thow,
He promised me Colin Farell.




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