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[sid] => 1120
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Wake up Dad
[time] => 2002-07-25 21:53:11
[hometext] => Have you ever had one of those arguments with your parents that you just can't win? Even when you're right? Especially when it involves someone snoring??? Well this is for ALL of you...
[bodytext] => Wake up Dad,
YOU'RE SNORING AGAIN. No I'm not... Stop waking me up... Hold on... Why am I in the den? I don't know but you're interrupting the movie The volume doesn't go up that loud... THAT LOUD?!?!?! I'M NOT SNORING. NOW TURN THAT LIGHT OUT! but daddy... No buts... I'm sleeping. Ugh... go to bed... HOLD ON WHAT'S KEEPING YOU??? Dad, I told you, I'm watching a movie... Hey DAD!!! What are you doing? *~Snicker~* Turning it off... BUT I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF THAT... Now... you aren't. Go to bed, Little Rat. I'm not LITTLE! I'm grown! *~Snicker~* not when you tell me I'm snoring, And NOT while you still live at home. FINE I'm going to bed now. Good... can you turn off the light? Ugh... dad YOU'RE IMPOSSIBLE... I know it... Luv ya... Good night! [comments] => 3 [counter] => 203 [topic] => 7 [informant] => ginsdance [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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