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Array ( [sid] => 113341 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Mister Ike Wizard [time] => 2006-01-17 17:27:25 [hometext] => [bodytext] => She walks alone in misery
I said to her, its all been done
She turned to me with a funny kind of smile
And we toasted as we welcomed the morning sun

(the night before)

Poor Eddie was losing
Mistress is gonna be mad
Eddie was in over his head again
This time it was going to be bad

Come on Ike give me a spin
I shrugged my shoulders with a laugh
Poor Eddie was 'a sweatin'
Unprepared for he ain't done 'is math

Roll the dice Charlie
Told 'im not to worry what Ike said
I laughed at Charlie
But I was scared for 'im instead

Well, Eddie was a spinnin'
Had been jaked for all of an hour
Mistress was ringin' on the telly
And boy, I tell you she was sour

He's in two mil to me already, Ike
You give him 'is final spin
I shrugged my shoulder, for Mistress
She was top spinnin' Miss Kingpin

Come on Eddie
I just got a call for another spin
You got 2 mil more credit
And this credit will gurantee, you're in

Really?! Ike whats got ya?
Mistress feelin' symp for ole Edd?
Yup, she wants you to be a winner
But I laughed to myself, cuz Eddie'd soon be dead

Let's step outside for a dazzle ole Charlie
Bring Eddie's jaked ass on out
Eddie smelled of Wild Turkey
Of that, I got no doubts

Eddie, you must need a cigarette
Charlie, hand him a drag
But wait whats this is my pocket
An oozie with an attitude, and even a second mag

Pow! One through the left eye
Charlie runs for the deck
I pump Eddie up like he's a weightman
Oh, the blood and skull, Edd's a wreck

Clean this up Charlie
I gots to go see the boss
Yep, I got it Mister Wizard
Watch both ways for you cross

Maybe I'll take the Jag tonight
Nah, Caddy cuz I'm blooded up to my knees
The Mistress is callin' off the hook
Give me a blasted minute, would she please

Oiae, Mistress Pin
Hey Ike, is everything all right?
Sure is Mistress
I got Charlie cleanin it up tonight

She sure did look miserable
With Eddie's clutch had finally lost but won
We toasted to 2 mil
Dealer left the table, runnin' from the sun [comments] => 1 [counter] => 440 [topic] => 31 [informant] => exodus [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 8 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => StoryPoetry )
Mister Ike Wizard

Contributed by exodus on Tuesday, 17th January 2006 @ 05:27:25 PM in AEST
Topic: StoryPoetry



She walks alone in misery
I said to her, its all been done
She turned to me with a funny kind of smile
And we toasted as we welcomed the morning sun

(the night before)

Poor Eddie was losing
Mistress is gonna be mad
Eddie was in over his head again
This time it was going to be bad

Come on Ike give me a spin
I shrugged my shoulders with a laugh
Poor Eddie was 'a sweatin'
Unprepared for he ain't done 'is math

Roll the dice Charlie
Told 'im not to worry what Ike said
I laughed at Charlie
But I was scared for 'im instead

Well, Eddie was a spinnin'
Had been jaked for all of an hour
Mistress was ringin' on the telly
And boy, I tell you she was sour

He's in two mil to me already, Ike
You give him 'is final spin
I shrugged my shoulder, for Mistress
She was top spinnin' Miss Kingpin

Come on Eddie
I just got a call for another spin
You got 2 mil more credit
And this credit will gurantee, you're in

Really?! Ike whats got ya?
Mistress feelin' symp for ole Edd?
Yup, she wants you to be a winner
But I laughed to myself, cuz Eddie'd soon be dead

Let's step outside for a dazzle ole Charlie
Bring Eddie's jaked ass on out
Eddie smelled of Wild Turkey
Of that, I got no doubts

Eddie, you must need a cigarette
Charlie, hand him a drag
But wait whats this is my pocket
An oozie with an attitude, and even a second mag

Pow! One through the left eye
Charlie runs for the deck
I pump Eddie up like he's a weightman
Oh, the blood and skull, Edd's a wreck

Clean this up Charlie
I gots to go see the boss
Yep, I got it Mister Wizard
Watch both ways for you cross

Maybe I'll take the Jag tonight
Nah, Caddy cuz I'm blooded up to my knees
The Mistress is callin' off the hook
Give me a blasted minute, would she please

Oiae, Mistress Pin
Hey Ike, is everything all right?
Sure is Mistress
I got Charlie cleanin it up tonight

She sure did look miserable
With Eddie's clutch had finally lost but won
We toasted to 2 mil
Dealer left the table, runnin' from the sun




Copyright © exodus ... [ 2006-01-17 17:27:25]
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Re: Mister Ike Wizard (User Rating: 1 )
by Devils-confused-daugther on Tuesday, 7th February 2006 @ 06:43:07 AM AEST
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wow, drug ova dose... right? well it seems that way, nice way of puttin it, real nice, its really kool.
l8ters DCD




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