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[sid] => 114791
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Glue in my shampoo
[time] => 2006-02-14 09:55:09
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem.
[bodytext] => My life has become hell because I have a problem child. I can't control his behavior because he's running wild. He is vicious and he loves to play mean pranks. Last week he let the air out of my tires and poured sugar in the gas tank. I should've been suspicious when he asked me to eat his snacks. Four brownies that I soon learned were made from ex-lax. I went back and forth to the bathroom for a few hours. Now you can understand why my disposition is so sour. The final straw came when he got my shampoo. He opened it and filled it with glue. When I washed my hair, my hands got stuck to my head. My wife had to help me to be fed. I told my son "I'd tan your hide if my hands were free." He put a cherry bomb down my pants and you can imagine how much that hurt me. When my wife cut my hands free, she had to cut off most of my hair. My son is a mean little brat who doesn't play fair. Now as I look at my bald head in the mirror, I have only one option. Does anybody want a child? I'm putting one up for adoption. [comments] => 4 [counter] => 186 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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