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Array ( [sid] => 116180 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Ernest T. Bass [time] => 2006-03-10 10:27:20 [hometext] => Dedicated to Howard Morris who died May 21, 2005 [bodytext] => You starred on the Andy Griffith show.
People loved to see you throw rocks through windows.
You were weird and you had sass.
People loved to see you star as Ernest T. Bass.
Andy and Barney arrested you and put you in jail.
You were like a magician because you kept escaping from your cell.
When you didn't get an army uniform, you were pretty sore.
You only starred in five episodes but it seems like you starred in more.
Andy taught you some manners so you would be a gentleman.
When you saw Barney in a wedding dress, you chased him with a gun.
On your final episode you tried to fight the english guy.
Many fans were sorry to see you die.
Grace and charm is something your character may have lacked.
But you were great as Ernest T. and that's a fact. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 178 [topic] => 17 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => Haiku )
Ernest T. Bass

Contributed by randyjohnson on Friday, 10th March 2006 @ 10:27:20 AM in AEST
Topic: Haiku



You starred on the Andy Griffith show.
People loved to see you throw rocks through windows.
You were weird and you had sass.
People loved to see you star as Ernest T. Bass.
Andy and Barney arrested you and put you in jail.
You were like a magician because you kept escaping from your cell.
When you didn't get an army uniform, you were pretty sore.
You only starred in five episodes but it seems like you starred in more.
Andy taught you some manners so you would be a gentleman.
When you saw Barney in a wedding dress, you chased him with a gun.
On your final episode you tried to fight the english guy.
Many fans were sorry to see you die.
Grace and charm is something your character may have lacked.
But you were great as Ernest T. and that's a fact.




Copyright © randyjohnson ... [ 2006-03-10 10:27:20]
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Re: Ernest T. Bass (User Rating: 1 )
by Jackee_line on Friday, 10th March 2006 @ 12:04:30 PM AEST
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A haiku poem as 17 syllables in total and only has 3 lines of this formula 5-7-5
Other then that great dedication.




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