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[aid] => mick
[title] => GREMLINS
[time] => 2006-04-21 06:45:04
[hometext] => WE ALL HAVE THEM..
[bodytext] => I just remarked the other day, "this microwave works so well", there was a sudden bang, then a burning smell, the same thing happened to with the television, I really do believe, gremlins sit and listen, When I did all the housework,said "now for a well earned rest", a bird fell down the chimney,fell out of its nest, by the time I managed to get it shoo out the door, there was soot all over curtains, and soot all over the floor, I hang the washing on the line, say, "its a lovely day again", the minute that I walk indoors it begins to rain, I keep quiet now, it gives me the jitters, because I know whatever I say, helps them little critters.. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 195 [topic] => 7 [informant] => lillyjane [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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