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[sid] => 120575
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => A Jaffa Cake With A Bear's Face.
[time] => 2006-05-23 04:55:32
[hometext] => A true story.
[bodytext] => I woke at night And what do you think I should see? A Jaffa cake with a bear’s face Coming to consume me. I backed away In terror of being eaten. A Jaffa cake with a bear’s face For fear it can’t be beaten. I screamed a bit. Admit it, you’d at least do that. A Jaffa cake with a bear’s face. Shivering, scared I sat. I hid myself As best I could behind my pillow, A Jaffa cake with a bear’s face, Weeping like a willow. I turned on my lamp. It was time to act like a man. A Jaffa cake with a bear’s face Was really just my fan. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 425 [topic] => 7 [informant] => faiton [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 8 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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