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She would give up all
She never thought a butcher
Would her whole body maul

She went to the plastic surgeon
At least that’s what she thought
But a hard, hard lesson
She was soon taught

A new nose and some cheek bones
Some store bought breasts
But when she woke up
She just looked like a mess

She thought all would be wonderful
She would be ravishing
As soon as the swelling went down
Her hopes soon were vanishing

One eye was drooping
Her nose pointed to the left
Her right breast was cup size D
The left AAA leaving her bereft

She wanted to look like a movie star
Well she kind of got her wish
She got the role in a movie
Of a half human, half fish

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Like A Movie Star

Contributed by NoSaint on Wednesday, 28th June 2006 @ 08:39:04 AM in AEST
Topic: MiscPoems

To look like a movie star
She would give up all
She never thought a butcher
Would her whole body maul

She went to the plastic surgeon
At least that’s what she thought
But a hard, hard lesson
She was soon taught

A new nose and some cheek bones
Some store bought breasts
But when she woke up
She just looked like a mess

She thought all would be wonderful
She would be ravishing
As soon as the swelling went down
Her hopes soon were vanishing

One eye was drooping
Her nose pointed to the left
Her right breast was cup size D
The left AAA leaving her bereft

She wanted to look like a movie star
Well she kind of got her wish
She got the role in a movie
Of a half human, half fish

Copyright Â© NoSaint ... [ 2006-06-28 08:39:04]
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Re: Like A Movie Star (User Rating: 1 )
by Caged Soul on Wednesday, 28th June 2006 @ 08:53:24 AM AEST
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Hehehe, this was cool, and sad, and funny...LOL...

loved it alot.

ash

Re: Like A Movie Star (User Rating: 1 )
by shelby on Wednesday, 28th June 2006 @ 11:06:24 AM AEST
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ROFLMAO another reasdon to not have breast implants lol! I loved this one.

Michelle

Re: Like A Movie Star (User Rating: 1 )
by KarlaMarie on Thursday, 29th June 2006 @ 03:15:07 AM AEST
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It is a horrible fact of life that more and more women are made of 'plastic' and that even tho they all know about the risks they still do it. at first i thought this was sad, but then the fish comment threw me and i burst out laughing, then i felt bad for laughing... damn my morals...lol

great write
KarlaMarie

Re: Like A Movie Star (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Sunday, 2nd July 2006 @ 02:14:42 PM AEST
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Yeah, I was startin' to feel kinda sad on this one too, till she got the role in the movie. All's well that ends well. Ya know, I'm a breast man who likes variety so "Her right breast was cup size D. The left AAA" kinda piques m' int'rest. lol Fun read, Shari.

wabl
KenMoore
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