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[aid] => mick
[title] => a Mad and Macabre meeting of Mages
[time] => 2006-07-18 11:22:38
[hometext] => famous movie wizards gather for a feast - chaos ensues - best read in 4/4 time
[bodytext] => A mad and macabre meeting of mages sipping their wine and flipping their pages eyeing the aisle and I'll be damned if Merlin steals my bisquit. Hand it all back you odorus orc the brandy , bisquit and even the fork spit on my spam , I'll turn you to pork and Camelot to chianti Gandalf you hairy ol' galloping goon the dirty old dish ran away with my spoon Ahh! theres Sauron , Ha! made you look your boyfriend Frodo is calling Fed up and finished with all of your foolin' daffy ol' dorks , drunken and droolin' your whistles are wetted , wetted with WHINE and I can stand no more ( BUT BEFORE..... I.... LEAVE....!!!! ) Hocus Pokus I plague you with locust , you can all go straight to video!!!!!!!!! And the dish ran away with the spoon is the title of a book by Janet Stevens and Susan Stevens Crummel. Credit where credit is due so as not to plagiarize. Credit also to the creators and owners of Merlin , Gandalf , Sauron , and Frodo let us not forget poor frodo! [comments] => 5 [counter] => 231 [topic] => 7 [informant] => doug [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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