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[sid] => 124403
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Fighting over Brad Pitt
[time] => 2006-08-13 09:37:12
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => Demi Moore decided to dump Ashton Kutcher and now she wants Brad Pitt. But so does Lindsay Lohan and they were having a fit. They went at it and they were clawing, punching, and even biting. These two busty ladies really were fighting. I came along and told them that they shouldn't fight over Pitt. I told them that he's not worth it. They both looked at me like I was some kind of a nut. They stopped fighting each other and then they kicked my butt. They put me in the hospital and I'm depressed. If I ever see any other women fighting, I'm going to mind my own business. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 193 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 13 [ratings] => 4 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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