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Array ( [sid] => 127102 [catid] => 1 [aid] => mick [title] => Men versus Women (round 2) [time] => 2006-10-18 14:47:25 [hometext] => I can't remember wether I had posted this before, If I have sorry. This was an answer poem to a very good but sarcastic man, who said only men knew how to do work in the home. Don't worry I let him live. (just) ha ha [bodytext] =>

A womans work is never done,
Does a mans ever start, pardon the pun,
Time waits for no man,
When he's in the pub,
Or filling his face,
With loads of grub,

It takes two to argue,.
Yes you are right,
But men will never win,
As hard as they might,

They live in a land of fantasy,
Where snooker and football reside,
And formula one on the telly is on,
With a drink of beer on the side,

All of us women don't watch the soaps,
I find them incredibly boring,
Men don't watch them , the reason why,
There asleep in a chair and snoring,

So hide away, you snivelling man,
An answer better be good,
If men had to give birth to children,
The population would disappear, it would. [comments] => 3 [counter] => 346 [topic] => 56 [informant] => jerseysue [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => sarcasticpoetry )

Men versus Women (round 2)

Contributed by jerseysue on Wednesday, 18th October 2006 @ 02:47:25 PM in AEST
Topic: sarcasticpoetry

A womans work is never done,
Does a mans ever start, pardon the pun,
Time waits for no man,
When he's in the pub,
Or filling his face,
With loads of grub,

It takes two to argue,.
Yes you are right,
But men will never win,
As hard as they might,

They live in a land of fantasy,
Where snooker and football reside,
And formula one on the telly is on,
With a drink of beer on the side,

All of us women don't watch the soaps,
I find them incredibly boring,
Men don't watch them , the reason why,
There asleep in a chair and snoring,

So hide away, you snivelling man,
An answer better be good,
If men had to give birth to children,
The population would disappear, it would.

Copyright © jerseysue ... [ 2006-10-18 14:47:25]
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Re: Men versus Women (round 2) (User Rating: 1 )
by emystar on Wednesday, 18th October 2006 @ 11:42:48 PM AEST
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I'd say you have this one down pat.
I'm amazed that no one else has commented.
Great work, friend.
huggs, big smiles,
emy

Re: Men versus Women (round 2) (User Rating: 1 )
by secretwind on Thursday, 19th October 2006 @ 12:41:06 AM AEST
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I think this is sad but true
and funny too.
but
I must also say
all men are not the same.

Re: Men versus Women (round 2) (User Rating: 1 )
by jerseysue on Thursday, 19th October 2006 @ 02:02:47 AM AEST
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I know all men are not the same. this was a tongue in cheek type of poem. And the gentleman in question, does a lot of work at home, actually he is what every woman wants. A new man. ha ha

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