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Nip it here and there just to lift the face

Needed a tuck to reduce the gut

Sucked out the fat about my butt

Took away the wrinkles around my eyes

Sucked out the fat around around my thighs

Smoothed out the hook bridging my nose

Straightened out both of my hammer toes

Take a little fat from around my hips

Then carefully use it to shape my lips.

Electrolysis to remove excess facial hair

Enhanced the breasts, made a lovely pair

Those varicose veins... just gotta go

Faux finger nails to look just so

A beauty treatment to streak the hair.

A bikini wax treatment all around 'there' !

But phony lashes never!..I just wouldn't dare!

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I AM WOMAN, A WORK IN PROGRESS !

Contributed by pooper on Saturday, 25th November 2006 @ 10:42:01 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry

Syringe a little botox in that wrinkled place

Nip it here and there just to lift the face

Needed a tuck to reduce the gut

Sucked out the fat about my butt

Took away the wrinkles around my eyes

Sucked out the fat around around my thighs

Smoothed out the hook bridging my nose

Straightened out both of my hammer toes

Take a little fat from around my hips

Then carefully use it to shape my lips.

Electrolysis to remove excess facial hair

Enhanced the breasts, made a lovely pair

Those varicose veins... just gotta go

Faux finger nails to look just so

A beauty treatment to streak the hair.

A bikini wax treatment all around 'there' !

But phony lashes never!..I just wouldn't dare!

Copyright © pooper ... [ 2006-11-25 10:42:01]
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Re: I AM WOMAN, A WORK IN PROGRESS ! (User Rating: 1 )
by trueecho on Saturday, 25th November 2006 @ 12:00:21 PM AEST
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reminds me of the Zappa song"she painted up her face" :)

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Re: I AM WOMAN, A WORK IN PROGRESS ! (User Rating: 1 )
by AmandaChartrand on Saturday, 25th November 2006 @ 12:38:34 PM AEST
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I think it's cool you know, you made it your own.

Re: I AM WOMAN, A WORK IN PROGRESS ! (User Rating: 1 )
by books_4gal on Saturday, 25th November 2006 @ 04:56:24 PM AEST
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Great fun!! In today's world a sad reality, but let's not forget men too are taking advantage of the skilled reshapers and redefiners of our age. Have to wonder, where will it end?

Re: I AM WOMAN, A WORK IN PROGRESS ! (User Rating: 1 )
by Sinned on Wednesday, 14th April 2010 @ 08:07:07 AM AEST
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I found this poem humorous even giggled a few times. Will it go down as a famous write ? Whell...like my own writings I have to say no, but many will enjoy this humorous poem.

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