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Array ( [sid] => 12873 [catid] => 1 [aid] => Mick [title] => Mary Had a Little Man [time] => 2003-02-18 11:20:00 [hometext] => An adapted version of Mary had a Little Lamb

I thought I had better throw some humor back on this page..... [bodytext] => Mary had a little man
Little man, Little man
Mary had a little man his hair was golden brown

And everywhere that Mary went
Mary went, Mary went
Everywhere that Mary went that man was sure to go

He stood outside her window sill
Window sill, window sill
He stood outside her window sill, as Mary changed her socks

He tried to take her picture next
Picture next, picture next
He tried to take her picture next and was thrown in jail

Mary got a restraining order
Restraining order, restraining order
Mary got a restraining order from this little man

He followed her to school one day
School one day, School one day
He followed her to school one day and Mary called the cops

He writes her lots of letters now
Letters now, letters now
He writes her lots of letters now, from his prison cell

Mary has a little man
Little man, little man
Mary has a little man, who should be banned from girls
[comments] => 3 [counter] => 237 [topic] => 7 [informant] => LJ [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
Mary Had a Little Man

Contributed by LJ on Tuesday, 18th February 2003 @ 11:20:00 AM in AEST
Topic: HumorPoetry



Mary had a little man
Little man, Little man
Mary had a little man his hair was golden brown

And everywhere that Mary went
Mary went, Mary went
Everywhere that Mary went that man was sure to go

He stood outside her window sill
Window sill, window sill
He stood outside her window sill, as Mary changed her socks

He tried to take her picture next
Picture next, picture next
He tried to take her picture next and was thrown in jail

Mary got a restraining order
Restraining order, restraining order
Mary got a restraining order from this little man

He followed her to school one day
School one day, School one day
He followed her to school one day and Mary called the cops

He writes her lots of letters now
Letters now, letters now
He writes her lots of letters now, from his prison cell

Mary has a little man
Little man, little man
Mary has a little man, who should be banned from girls




Copyright © LJ ... [ 2003-02-18 11:20:00]
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Re: Mary Had a Little Man (User Rating: 1 )
by bobotheclown on Tuesday, 18th February 2003 @ 02:52:08 PM AEST
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Lol this was very funny LJ. I liked this a lot very funny. Nice seeing u back!

Bobo (Joel)


Re: Mary Had a Little Man (User Rating: 0 )
by Former_Member on Tuesday, 18th February 2003 @ 03:03:10 PM AEST
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LJ, I sense there is something deeper going on here, has someone been stalking you recently or has a fetish with you changing your socks?

HAHA, Keep em coming.
;)



Re: Mary Had a Little Man (User Rating: 1 )
by LJ on Tuesday, 18th February 2003 @ 11:11:18 PM AEST
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LOL!!!
No stalker, no fetish....just Mountain Dew, lack of sleep, and the natural wierdness that I posess!




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