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[sid] => 129209
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => He's a nut
[time] => 2006-12-09 15:23:17
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I have a cousin who's an idiot. Everyone in town wants to kick his butt. He smokes and drinks through his nose. He does it wherever he goes. He sticks a straw up his nose and sucks pepsi down his throat. He has no friends because he has the table manners of a goat. He had a cigarette up his nose and it had a big booger on the end of it. When he offered me a puff of his cigarette, I had a fit. I gave him a black eye and I shoved a lit cigarette up his ***. He got a bad burn and it hurts when he passes gas. He's a moron and a nut. People love to break their feet off in his butt. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 147 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 1 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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