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[aid] => mick
[title] => Get out of my house you bum!!
[time] => 2007-01-31 07:32:46
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => My rotten brother-in-law has been sleeping on my couch for six months. It's not pleasing to live in the same house with a dunce. He could move out if he was earning income. But he hasn't looked for a job even once because he's a bum. He dropped out of school in the third grade when he was seventeen. He's the biggest dumbass I've ever seen. With his amount of education, he could easily get a job at Burger King. If he comes back without a job again, his *** is going to be in a sling. He thinks he's earning his keep because he's cooking our meals. But when I eat, I get a mouthful of hair because he's going bald and it makes me very ill. He leaves his clothes laying all around, he's a slob. I'll go to jail for murder if that bum doesn't get a job. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 266 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 6 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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