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[sid] => 132031
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Well Jiggle Me Knibble
[time] => 2007-02-23 14:17:57
[hometext] => Sometimes you have to love seeing a persons appetite in motion...and occasionally jiggle them loose.
[bodytext] => Jiggle me loose I’m stuck in my seat, I can’t seem to get on my wobbling feet. I suppose I could have nourished some less, Yet pumpkin pie and whip is the best. The half chicken and mash didn’t fill me at all, Now I’m so full I think I will fall. I’m sure I need help getting up “oh disgrace”. I’ve mashed peas and salad spilled on my face. If you push and I shove I’m sure I’ll get there. I hope that weird creaking isn’t this chair. Perhaps I should wait till my dinner goes down. Then I won’t look like an overstuffed clown. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 154 [topic] => 7 [informant] => needledancing [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 9 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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