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[sid] => 132770
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => SLEAZY GONZALES
[time] => 2007-03-16 08:09:52
[hometext] => Please view image before reading poem: http://www.geocities.com/thecrustyloaf/gon0-008.jpg
[bodytext] => With acknowledgements to ‘Speedy Gonzales’ and posthumous apologies to Buddy Kaye, Ethel Lee & David Hill... ;-) Spoken: “It was a moonlit night in old Washington. I walked along between some sad out of work attorneys. Suddenly, I heard the plaintive cry of a young American girl.” (Female voice singing a series of 'La-la-la's') You better head home, Sleazy Gonzales Away from Washington go Stop alla your a-messin' With that nasty named Rove Go on home to your penthouse And slap some whitewash on the wall This place is leakin' like a strainer There's loadsa spooks in the hall Sleazy Gonzales, why don'tcha go home? Sleazy Gonzales, how come ya never off the phone? Spoken in a male Texan accent: “Hey, Rovita I hafta go shoppin' downtown for my brudder He needs votes and some resignation notes” Your doggy's gonna have a puppy And we're runnin' outta coke No beers in the icebox And the reputation's broke I saw some sleaze on your sweatshirt I smelled some odour in your ear Well if you're gonna keep on messin' Don't bring your business back a-here Mmm, Sleazy Gonzales, why don'tcha head off home? Sleazy Gonzales, how come ya never off the phone? Spoken in a male Texan accent: Hey, Rovita Come queek Down at the cantina they givin' away justice jobs with the tequila!! (Female voice singing a series of 'La-la-la's') (Female voice singing a series of 'Ya-ya-ya's) [comments] => 2 [counter] => 382 [topic] => 41 [informant] => steeleyes [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 8 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => political )
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