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[sid] => 133309
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Cat the Bounty Hunter
[time] => 2007-04-05 22:45:30
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I'm a bounty hunter and my name is Cat. But people don't give a man respect with a name like that. I called myself Dog at first but I didn't realize that name was stolen. The real Dog beat me senseless and my face is still swollen. Bailjumpers always kick my butt when I try to bring them in. I made a pass at Dog's wife and he beat the hell out of me again. When I tried to bring a man in yesterday, he hit me in the ***** with a bat. He hit them so hard that he mashed them flat. They look like two tiny pancakes and they're bruised. Being a bounty hunter wasn't a good career for me to choose. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 149 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 8 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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