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[title] => Pardon The Pun!
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[bodytext] => Close your eyes And wake up To a night of vision And a day of nightmares The world is moving Other way around A monkey is selling bananas And man is buying them A sparrow sings on the roads Begging for a dollar A hawk chips in a buck “Thanks a million, mistah” A lion is buying a candy A baby steals it from him A cat is shouting at hotdog stand “Hot and fresh! Hot and fresh! You are walking on that road A dog collar around you neck You see a lamppost and lift you leg “That’s my territory alright!” The train is full of dogs Carrying briefcases and barking “You may have a seat, But this is my pole!” The sun is shining in the sky “Time for bed children!” The cow is chewing marijuana Giving five gallons beer everyday The schools are attend by fishes A shark is teaching them “Five million years ago, Man ruled this land!” There is a huge tree The sign says K-mart It grows frozen foods “We do accept credit cards!” Now I have to confess The world can never be in this mess But, It’s still a bad bad world So open you eyes now This was just a bedtime story So, you can have a goodnight’s sleep Now close you eyes And pardon the pun please Tejas Thakker [comments] => 0 [counter] => 190 [topic] => 7 [informant] => tejas9999 [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 1 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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