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[sid] => 135723
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Very hairy lady
[time] => 2007-07-04 21:45:43
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I married a very hairy lady when I got drunk on scotch. I nearly died of a heart attack when I learned that I married a sasquatch. When we kiss, I get a mouthful of hair. It's like making love to Chewbacca and it's not fair. She hasn't bathed in months and she smells like ****. It's too much to take, I can't stand this. When I think about what our kids will look like, it makes me worry. Does anyone know a good lawyer? I want to get a divorce in a hurry. [comments] => 1 [counter] => 150 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 5 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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