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[sid] => 136842
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Uglier than sin
[time] => 2007-08-19 23:09:41
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => Every woman changes after we go on a date. They become lesbians when they were previously straight. I'm not popular with women because good looks is what I lack. I'm getting tired of looking at mirrors because they always crack. One woman screamed and lost bladder control when I kissed her. Maybe the reason why I'm so ugly is because my parents are brother and sister. I only go on blind dates and women never like what they see. They find it more appealing to date each other than to date me. [comments] => 2 [counter] => 192 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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