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[sid] => 137080
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[aid] => mick
[title] => Elmer Fudd
[time] => 2007-09-01 00:14:18
[hometext] => This is a fictional poem
[bodytext] => I decided to sleep with a woman who I met on a bus. Her husband shot me because he caught us. When I got shot, the bed was covered with blood. I looked to see who shot me and it was Elmer Fudd. I begged him for mercy but he said no. I have no privates because he shot me below. Obviously rabbits aren't the only things he shoots. I got a good lawyer and I bankrupted him in a lawsuit. Today Fudd told me that I'm pathetic and that he's appalled. I told him that I might be pathetic but at least I'm not poor and bald. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 151 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 0 [ratings] => 0 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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