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[sid] => 137905
[catid] => 1
[aid] => mick
[title] => Strawberries
[time] => 2007-10-19 01:04:12
[hometext] => I got the idea for this fictional poem from a cartoon in a magazine.
[bodytext] => People pick strawberries from my field for two dollars a pound. Since you've been here, my number of strawberries have gone down. You put some of the strawberries you pick in your baskets but you eat some when I don't look. You're going to send me to the poorhouse because you're a crook. I don't like people like you because you're dishonest and you're a dirty rat. You have a big strawberry stain around your mouth and I'm charging you an extra ten bucks for that. [comments] => 0 [counter] => 173 [topic] => 7 [informant] => randyjohnson [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 3 [ratings] => 1 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => HumorPoetry )
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