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"yamrus, you no-talent,
egotistical hack!
i bought your latest book
and couldn't even get
halfway through it
without falling asleep.
you write crap!
i'll have you know
i've got a blog
with nearly a hundred readers
and i'm going to tell every one of them
your poetry sucks.
not only that,
but you suck,
you stupid, no-talent hack!"

dear anonymous. i'm glad
i was able to help you get
some much needed rest.

i'll have you know
that letters like yours
only make me stronger.

it's indifference
which creates the void
and kills the soul.

by the way,
thanks for buying the book.
i'm sure you'll be happy to know
you helped
pay for
this great bottle of wine
i'm having right now.

i wish i could talk longer,
but i've got to run.
i'm feeling
an uncontrollable need
to tick off
someone
else.

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i get this e-mail today...

Contributed by JohnYamrus on Saturday, 24th November 2007 @ 10:10:44 AM in AEST
Topic: oops



i get this e-mail today:

"yamrus, you no-talent,
egotistical hack!
i bought your latest book
and couldn't even get
halfway through it
without falling asleep.
you write crap!
i'll have you know
i've got a blog
with nearly a hundred readers
and i'm going to tell every one of them
your poetry sucks.
not only that,
but you suck,
you stupid, no-talent hack!"

dear anonymous. i'm glad
i was able to help you get
some much needed rest.

i'll have you know
that letters like yours
only make me stronger.

it's indifference
which creates the void
and kills the soul.

by the way,
thanks for buying the book.
i'm sure you'll be happy to know
you helped
pay for
this great bottle of wine
i'm having right now.

i wish i could talk longer,
but i've got to run.
i'm feeling
an uncontrollable need
to tick off
someone
else.





Copyright © JohnYamrus ... [ 2007-11-24 10:10:44]
(Date/Time posted on site)





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Re: i get this e-mail today... (User Rating: 1 )
by CatKin on Saturday, 24th November 2007 @ 09:59:44 PM AEST
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Cool! Well done to you Yamrus!


Re: i get this e-mail today... (User Rating: 1 )
by TheGrimReapersHourglass on Sunday, 25th November 2007 @ 02:23:58 AM AEST
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Hu Hu Hu He Said Suck Hu Hu Hu. Hack as in green meat or as The Family Saw. I Wonder coctrete Bluespower. Nice poem Its Kinda Scarey e-mail or junk mail that is the question. from The Grim Reaper,DevilsPriest KnownAs LORD,Denver L. Jr.


Re: i get this e-mail today... (User Rating: 1 )
by brew on Sunday, 25th November 2007 @ 07:56:11 AM AEST
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I think people write, how they feel......i was dismiss the e-mail, as someone that can not write. If so where are theirs? hmmmmm.....lol Some people. Keep posting



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Re: i get this e-mail today... (User Rating: 1 )
by Former_Member on Tuesday, 8th January 2008 @ 04:56:57 AM AEST
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Yes,John,belief is all.
Without it,the quill may as well stay in the inkpot.
I've taken time to read your poems and, in truth,I was entertained,Succinct they often are,but enjoyable reading.
As to the merits of ,shall we say,non-contemporary poetic styles,we'll have to agree to disagree.
I'm open to most.If a poem has a heart and it turns on a light,it'll do for me.




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