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[sid] => 139423
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[aid] => mick
[title] => my christmas joke
[time] => 2007-12-27 12:54:08
[hometext] => just stupid fun enjoy
[bodytext] => well another year and a ton of wasted dollars uncle toms watching old dvd's he hasn't left since the dinner the in laws still calling with wishes of joy how many cards must lay on the floor bought the wrong gift and the wife is still drunk mumbling something about sleeping on the couch kids are not talking no i pod this year between a bike and computer my account i still fear boss is still mad i may have gotten a little drunk i called him a grinch and punched him in the mouth i kissed his sectary the new one that just started i didn't know it was his youngest daughter man the hangover i woke up under the tree i had a wrapped gift for my wife the kids were not pleased my car was on the lawn rudolph was smashed in bits you wouldn't believe were a plastic santa would fit oh and her mother that old battered hag the words that i said but really honey i wont brag oh god new years that night might be better homeless on the street who can i bother while i pack my bags and say a good night merry christmas to all and to all a good night [comments] => 1 [counter] => 243 [topic] => 43 [informant] => lostrelic [notes] => [ihome] => 0 [alanguage] => english [acomm] => 0 [haspoll] => 0 [pollID] => 0 [score] => 10 [ratings] => 2 [editpoem] => 1 [associated] => [topicname] => oops )
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